Listen, pal. I ken we don't see much sun up here, but when that rare golden orb pops oot, you'll want tae protect yer plastic peepers with oor sunglasses case. Crafted right here in Glasgow, it's made fae proper Scottish waxed canvas - tough as nails, like the folk who made it.
Inside, there's some fancy moleskin that's softer than a Highland coo's ear, and enough padding tae keep yer specs safe when you're skelping aboot in the haar. It's waterproof too, which let's face it, is pure essential in this dreich weather.
Ye might only need tae open it once in a blue moon, but at least yer sunglasses will be ready and waiting for that magical day when the sun decides tae grace us with its presence. And if it never comes? Weel, at least ye've got a bonnie wee bit of Scottish craftsmanship tae show off.
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We made a sunglasses case.
